S. Berliner, III's sbiii.com Railroad Humor Page keywords = rail road way humor fun

Updated:   06 Feb 2016; 12:00  ET
[Page created 06 Feb 2016

    original AT&T Worldnet Website begun 30 May 1996.]
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S. Berliner, III
Consultant in Ultrasonic Processing
"changing materials with high-intensity sound"

[consultation is on a fee basis]

Technical and Historical Writer, Oral Historian
Popularizer of Science and Technology
Rail, Auto, Air, Ordnance, and Model Enthusiast
Light-weight Linguist, Lay Minister, and Putative Philosopher

note - The vast bulk of my massive Web presence (over 485 pages) had been hosted by AT&T's WorldNet service since 30 May 1996; they dropped WorldNet effective 31 Mar 2010 and I have been scrambling to transfer everything.  Everything's saved but all the links have to be changed, mostly by hand.  See my sbiii.com Transfer Page for any updates on this tedious process.

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My brother-in-law is a Civil Engineer, my younger daughter is a Mechanical Engineer (among many other talents), her sister ran a high-tech firm, and my sister is both tech- and RR-savvy.  Between them and my many RR friends, I get some pretty fabulous RR jokes and pictures and it occurred to me that it's kinda selfish not to share them.  Soooo -   new.gif (06 Feb 2016)

Here we go (if some are duplicates from elsewhere on my site, my apologies):

Today's gem, which triggered all this, from my brother-in-law, is actually the result of an earth tremor:


He titled it "Fun" but for the MoW crew ii's no such thing; it's a "Sigh'n' Wave"!

Going back a ways, here' another engineering goodie:


That seems to be an ALCo RS-1; I do this all the time!

Then there's this oddity, a real oldie:

What the Hell?

Some people have weird senses of humor (like me):


Lastly, for the moment, this is what happens when you leave out the #2-56 truck screws:


Didn't I just do that last night?

You may well have seen some, or all, of these but check back in now and then; you never know what will turn up.

Steam lovers, see my Science and Technology page!  Ah, the power of steam!

There is an incredible simulation program by Charlie Dockstadter on steam valve gear available on the Alaska Live Steamers VALVE GEAR ON THE COMPUTER page.


  What happens to all this when I DIE or (heaven forfend!) lose interest?  See LEGACY.


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